He is not following the older hat trends, clearly.
Older hat trends?
There was someone else who is interested in (conical) hats.
Who?
One of the junk knights reads an issue of Hats.
He does
Go show the reading junk knight the latest issue of Hats (the blue covers). He gives you his 10 year old issue of hats.
Old hat issue
The extravagant hats were hip back then.
Extravagant?
You got it! Now, show the white issue of Hats to fortune teller and then give him the polisher.
Polishing
But he still needs a ball where you can see your reflection. That ball-head!
Ball-head you say?
I said. What about it?
His head is kind of a ball
Go on? It is being polished at the moment.
Hats off!
Good! Show him the blue covered Hats magazine again. He will remove the polisher from his ball... err.. head.
On to the visioning!
He does not want to have a vision for you unless you have some photo of your girlfriend with you. After you have at least one photo with you and you talk to him he gets into visions. You can show the photo to him again to make him vision.