With the twins gone, we need a way to move the blanket into the basement's laundry room.

Something that'll make it impossible to sleep with, making it messy enough to require a wash.

Only one thing can truly ruin a good blanket - crumbs.

You can't make crumbs without food - look around for some crumb-prone foods.

There was a wide array of foods available at the surprise birthday party; one of them should do the trick.

Return to the toilets and grab the bag of chips from the table on the right.

Become history's greatest monster and cover the blanket in chips.

A person who should ride the laundry lift again and bask in the monstrous future they have created.

With the basement's laundry room now accessible, we're one step closer to creating the master key.