.. Finding a pound

Maybe someone has dropped a pound at the village fete. That mud surely hides all kinds of stuff.

A metal detector would come handy, wouldn't it?

Great, use the metal detector on the mud.

Well, the steward talked about certain pound ( Brass ) .

And the fete hasn't been here too long... ( 0-5 years )

Come back later. Come back after you have talked with Woody the food critic.