- 'Notes' provides a timeline of events for Aperture Science, the place the game is set.
2. 'Append', 'Attrib', 'Copy', 'Erase', 'Format', 'Rename' and 'TapeDisk' result in errors - either "ERROR 15 [Disk is write protected]", or in the case of 'TapeDisk', "ERROR 18 [User not authorized to transfer system tapes]."
3. The 'Interrogate' command prompts you to use a parameter. Doing so returns "ERROR 07 [Unknown Employee]", or "ERROR 01 [Illegal attempt to initiate disciplinary action]" if you aren't logged in as cjohnson.
4. 'Dir' prompts you to enter 'Notes' or 'Apply'; 'Notes' shows the timeline as mentioned above, while 'Apply' takes you through a funny 50-step form to become a test subject at the enrichment centre.
5. 'Play' prompts you to use a parameter. 'Play Portal' attempts to open a since-removed YouTube video, which the Half-Life wiki claims was a clip from David Copperfield's TV special "Tornado Of Fire".
6. A secret command, 'Thecakeisalie', can be entered to receive the message seen below alongside a short surveillance video. Pressing any key on this page also shows an inventory spreadsheet with entries for flour, thumbtacks, and what seems to be extra-large intubation equipment.
7. Using the 'Help' command without being logged in returns this message:
If this is an actual plea for help in response to a hazardous material spill, an explosion, a fire on your person, radiation poisoning, a choking gas of unknown origin, eye trauma resulting from the use of an emergency eye wash station on floors three, four, or eleven, an animal malfunction, or any other injurious experimental equipment failure, please remain at your workstation. A Crisis Response Team has already been mobilized to deliberate on a response to your crisis.
If you need help accessing the system, please refer to your User Handbook.
8. Using the 'Goodbye' or 'Logoff' command prompts GLaDOS to say 'Goodbye' and sends you to Steam.