NOTE: You can only use a reply if you have already heard it from the sword-fighting pirates.

Insult: "Now I know what filth and stupidity really are." Reply: "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."

Insult: "I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today." Reply: "And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?"

Insult: "There are no clever moves that can help you now." Reply: "Yes there are. You just never learned them."

Insult: "I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape." Reply: "Why, did you want to borrow one?"

Insult: "My last fight ended with my hands covered in blood." Reply: "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."

Insult: "My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me." Reply: "Even BEFORE they smell your breath?"

Insult: "If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig." Reply: "You make me think that somebody already did."

Insult: "You are a pain in the backside, sir!" Reply: "Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?"

Insult: "I will milk every drop of blood from your body!" Reply: "How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Insult: "I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman." Reply: "I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."

Insult: "My tongue is sharper than any sword." Reply: "First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster."

Insult: "No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do." Reply: "You run THAT fast?"

Insult: "My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!" Reply: "Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all."

Insult: "Only once have I met such a coward!" Reply: "He must have taught you everything you know."

Insult: "My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!" Reply: "So you got that job as janitor, after all?"

Insult: "Every word you say to me is stupid." Reply: "I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me."